I don't know what to say about this, except, "Wow" and "Good for you, Tim Tebow." In between winning national championships, claiming Heisman Trophies and circumsizing children on a missionary trip to the Philippines, Tebow is not having sex. He hasn't, he isn't, and he says he won't until he's married. The fact that he's made it to his senior year would make it extremely plausible that he can "go the distance" without "going the distance."

I'm not going to make jokes. I'm not going to say it's impossible. I'm just going to say it's admirable.

Now we can all sit back and wait for some attention-sucking floozie to say she's taken Tebow's virginity, and some irresponsible media outlet to publish the story without fact-checking.

Good for you, Tim Tebow.

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